Breakfast or lunch?

It was Sunday. I never get up early on Sundays. I sometimes stay in bed until lunchtime. Last Sunday I got up very late. I looked out of the window. It was dark outside. 'What a day!' I thought. 'It's raining again.' Just then, the telephone rang. It was my aunt Lucy. 'I've just arrived by train,' she said. 'I'm coming to see you.'

'But I'm still having breakfast,' I said.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm having breakfast,' I repeated.

'Dear me,' she said. 'Do you always get up so late? It's one o'clock!'

饔飧颠倒？

余周日恒晏起，偶至饷时仍寐于榻上。上周日余慵起，观乎窗外，漆黑一片。余思忖道：“天不作美，复雨。”无何，电话铃起。余姑母露茜于听筒中曰：“余乘火车方至，即造汝处。”余曰：”余方用早膳。“姑母问曰：“汝何为？”余复曰：“余方用早膳。” 姑母闻之，曰：“噫！丑时已至，汝恒晏起如是？”