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你过过情妇节吗

(2019-02-14 19:29:42) 下一个

你过过情妇节吗

当你和你的配偶过情人节的时候，你是否想到他或者是她昨天可能已经过了一个节呢？你可能要问昨天是什么节，我怎么不知道？看看下面这段宝爷在网上找到的定义你就知道了，原来昨天是所谓的“情妇节”。

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13thfor the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

看了这个以后，你怎么想？昨天老公或者老婆是不是打扮了一下？并说昨天要加班回晚一些吗？回来的时候是不是身上有股你不熟悉的香水味呢？哈哈，如果是那样，他或她可能是过节去了。

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桉桠 2019-02-15 14:28:19 回复 悄悄话 回复 'Fanreninus' 的评论 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxmrXPycVg

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wuliwa 2019-02-15 09:25:40 回复 悄悄话 昨天我家猫一天没在家。邮递员准时出现，在我信箱塞了一沓广告就跑。邻居家小孩下课看见我依旧没理我。我看不出人世间的任何破绽。
过客手笺 2019-02-15 06:00:55 回复 悄悄话 I meant David Letterman & Craig Ferguson... well, keep your blog up, even though it's controversial, but who cares!:)))
过客手笺 2019-02-15 05:59:24 回复 悄悄话 回复 'Fanreninus' 的评论 : I don't know who is 崔永元，but I do like David Letterman or Craig Ferguson, they make me laugh all the time! :)
过客手笺 2019-02-15 05:44:22 回复 悄悄话 The title of this post made me laugh, sometimes I think you should be the David Letterman or Craig Ferguson for Wenxuecity, since you're hilarious and oftentimes very controversial! :))
洞庭人家 2019-02-14 21:28:18 回复 悄悄话 哈哈，你这是损人不利己。
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