加州你快点好不

听说民主党会重回国会众院的龙头老大地位，我有点等不及了，我真希望各个电视台马上做出这么样的宣布，把众院交给民主党。可是，刚才看到一则关于加州的新闻，就像被当头泼了一桶冷水一样，让我凉了半截。它说是加州今天还可以领取邮寄用的选票，等过几天收回后，再慢慢地一张一张地数，一个人唱票，一个人在黑板上画“正”字，然后把“正”字的数乘以五，再报给选举委员会确认，这样可能要到下个月才能把选举结果搞出来，真是急死俺了。

我说加州的那些人，你们快点去投票好不好，别磨蹭了，在城里谈什么吃包子能让国会回到我们的手中吗？如果不控制国会，过两年莫说那些狐狸花哨的包包，可能连一般的包子都没得吃了。

加州人在选举上就是麻烦，难怪在总统选举上人家根本不关心他们怎么选，往往不等那里完成投票，各大电台就已经宣布谁当选总统了。国会要是能这样多好。不管他们那里的结果如何，给他们的议席数在两党之间对半分了。把那两位美国大妈呸裸戏和烦死贪的选区给共和党, 让给两华人川粉。不想每天在电视上看她们手舞足蹈了，那样子比中国大妈或者华人川粉还烦人。哈哈，还大妈呢，早就祖奶奶了！

加州人，如果你们不想那样对半分的话，就向俺们麻省学学把，自己看看我们这里人效率多高吧。

Voting

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If you would like to vote in person, you may do so in the office of your local election official. In-person absentee voting should be arranged ahead of time.

When Absentee Ballots are Counted

Except for ballots which are rejected as defective, all absentee ballots are cast and counted by the poll workers on Election Day. Absentee ballots are included in the final tallies, and are counted whether or not an election contains a close race.

California，stop dragging the country's feet!