Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour, waiting for a two-minutes ride.

Question: What is the last thing a sexy woman takes off, before going to bed?
Answer: Her feet, off the floor.

Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because, they have shaky hands.

Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?
Answer: Men's toys cost more.

Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.

Question: Why are men like bank machines?
Answer: Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years, your job still sucks!