10. You\'re too pretty to do porn. (So, you\'re saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)

9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn\'t nearly as bad as your mother\'s after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)

8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)

7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)

6. Wow! You\'re so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn\'t teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)

5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn\'t need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)

4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn\'t. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!)

3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)

2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don\'t try it.)

1. I wanna take you out on a real date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)