Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional,end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connectingyour commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSPAccess Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipalsewage lines.

Installinga typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitaryprocess -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1   Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit. #2   Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.

#3   Graspboth ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes,thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weightedcable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands ofTiSP Access Nodes. #4   When the GFlush is complete,the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposinga connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle,taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

#5   Plugthe fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has aspecially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force offlushing. #6   Insert the TiSP installation CD and runthe setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the restof the TiSP software, which will automatically configure yourcomputer's network settings.

#7   Withinsixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of yourfiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node,where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinkerand plug the line into our global data networking system. #8   Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service,which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobotsfrom the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilaratingnano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform theinstallation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and inconsideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please makeabsolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduledappointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkoutpurchases delivered directly through the sewage network into yourbathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight andnanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For alimited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSPspecifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems,brownouts and data wipes.

Learn more about TiSP: Frequently Asked Question