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帽子瞎想

(2007-06-06 17:57:53) 下一个


早上出门,见艳阳高照,随手戴上了新买的天蓝色遮阳帽。这下可不得了,走在路上,发现回头率狂增。心中沾沾自喜之余,又有些许疑虑,一顶帽子果真会产生如此大的效果?傍晚回家时再试,回头率有增无减,且与早上相比具有显著性差异;那些蓝色的,绿色的,棕色的,黑色的以及杂色的眼球被吸引得无处遁逃,一个个虎视眈眈。遂心中狂喜(瞧您这点出息!!!)。本来一直琢磨着怎样给routine life 添加一点spicy,试着唱歌,写博,练yoga,“挖空心思”的回帖评论,有时还和女朋友flirt一下,肉麻一把 (怎么一不小心把这个都交待出去了?!),这不,简单到一顶遮阳帽就解决问题了。

联想到美国人每天换衣服,真的只是因为讲卫生,和向大家证明“我昨晚千真万确是回家过夜的”原因吗?是不是也和每天给人新鲜感,每天都有好心情不无关联呢?“女为悦己者容”,这话不假,很有道理,可是,以别人为行动的准则和标准未免太被动了吧,不如悦人先悦己,那么,就先从一顶遮阳帽开始吧。

啊?您问我戴遮阳帽的变化有多大?先回忆一下北京猿人,再想象一下中国古代四大美女,没关系,尽可能的把您的想象发挥到极致,怎么样,您心里该有数了吧。




Sorry,夸张了一点,贫了一把。

 

 

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melly 回复 悄悄话 回复林贝卡的评论:

This essay was just for fun and for laughing at. hehe...

Yes, I love the little angel too. I admire you for your several angels.
林贝卡 回复 悄悄话 Interesting.

I like the the little girl in your profile.
melly 回复 悄悄话 回复彩云满天飞的评论:

Be patient, I will show as soon as I take a picture. hehe...
彩云满天飞 回复 悄悄话 来, 秀一下么~~~
melly 回复 悄悄话 回复blhw72的评论:

haha... in terms of being sexy and sassy, still have a long way to go.
blhw72 回复 悄悄话 Right on, babe! :-)))
melly 回复 悄悄话 回复Flamenco_Girl的评论:

haha...... just for fun.
melly 回复 悄悄话 回复sweetie遐思的评论:

Hi sweetie,

If I were going to meet you, I would like to wear the one you described as 宽沿的遮阳帽,粉蓝粉蓝并伴着 big 活泼的蝴蝶结.In fact, I wear this one 简单整洁的适中大小的遮阳帽, just for protecting from sunlight.

I am so sorry, no picture yet. I would let you know as soon as I take a picture. Like I have to imagine how beautiful you are based on your hands' picture, isn't it fair? hehe..

Thank you.
Flamenco_Girl 回复 悄悄话 Good for you!
sweetie遐思 回复 悄悄话 想象你是带着宽沿的遮阳帽,粉蓝粉蓝并伴着活泼的蝴蝶结(或许大大的,或许小巧的)......一眼望去,夺人眼球......

想象你带着无比简单整洁的适中大小的遮阳帽......一眼望去,青春活力......

想象......

反正在想象中诱发了我的好奇心,这不是在捉弄人嘛. 好MM,何不放张像片以解我之渴呢. :))

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