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What gender would a computer be?

(2006-11-13 10:23:48) 下一个

Unlike English, in many languages nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. So, the question for today is, if you had to decide whether a computer is masculine or feminine, which would you select. Here are a few things to consider:

Feminine
  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
  5. Guys think they want 2 or 3, but can't even handle one.
Masculine
  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
  2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
  5. No matter how much work needs to be done, they can spend all day playing games.
Your Thoughts
Tell me which gender you think they would be and why.......
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