谢谢侬一家门 thanks a lot, thanks for nothing 

拆烂污 did a Half ass job

淘浆糊 Sloppy，slap it together

拎勿清 doesn't get it

拎得清 get it

十三点 got a screw loose, a little off

脑子被污塞老了 brain fart

帮帮忙 get out of here

老嘲的 sarcastic

瞎三话四 bullshiting

野哗哗 flaky

煞根 go all the way out

====================上海话三字经====================

喂！侬看看叫，好白相伐，正宗上海话蛮有劲格。请侬拎拎清，好好叫读读《上海话三字经》：

血血红﹑雪雪白；蜡蜡黄﹑墨墨黑；咸塔塔﹑甜咪咪；苦茵茵﹑酸叽叽；淡刮刮﹑辣蓬蓬；香喷喷﹑臭烘烘；木噱噱﹑戆嗨嗨；急吼吼﹑笃姗姗；生碰碰﹑茄嗒嗒；嘲叽叽﹑鲜格格；糊达达﹑烂糟糟；实敦敦﹑轻飘飘；老渣渣﹑干麸麸；小结结﹑胀鼓鼓；胖墩墩﹑福嗒嗒；瘦剐剐﹑瘪塌塌；薄答答﹑厚笃笃；紧绷绷﹑松扑扑；硬邦邦﹑软咚咚；慢悠悠﹑急匆匆；瞎来来﹑野豁豁；骚呼呼﹑花插插；短局局﹑长幺幺；迷糊糊﹑浑淘淘；新簇簇﹑旧蛤蛤；寿噱噱﹑痴答答；吓丝丝﹑抖索索；停怏怏﹑呆膊膊；清光光﹑水汤汤；乱轰轰﹑顺当当；疲塌塌﹑死板板；滑腻腻﹑懒甩甩；毛呼呼﹑光溜溜；随弄弄﹑神兜兜。

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