乱弹琴 之 男女不分
文／剿匪出关
2020年5月19日整理

小米和我结婚后，改成了我的姓。我倆的办公室就隔一条过道。这是背景。

某学期末，一学生看了一眼我办公室门边的名字后，怒气冲冲地走进我办公室，说：“I need all my money back! I cannot understand your English at all. I cannot understand anything you said in the class!”

我一看，这学生面生得很，便问:"Excuse me, which class? I don't remember that I see you in any of my classes.”

那学生道: "College Algebra!”

我笑道: "I think that is my wife's class. Her office is across the hallway."