Words starting with consonant:
move the consonant to the end of the word, then add 'ay' at the end
the --> ethay, cat --> atcay

Words starting with vowel:
add 'way' at the end
eat --> eatway, and --> andway

Have a nice day!
-- > Avehay away icenay ayday!

Are you looking for a job?
--> Areway ouyay ookinglay orfay away objay?

Oink oink
--> Oinkway oinkway