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The 6 Phases of Work - which phase are you?
Phase 1
You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
夏圆 5/26/2013
High five! 以后不上首页也可以交流了。Yeah! ；）
也加你为我朋友了。；）
西门小弟交关有才，邪气灵光，聪明得来一塌糊涂！
园园, don't put the link in Google search, instead, type the link directly in the URL address bar. Hope this helps.
Thanks!
好热闹！我把你加朋友了，点ID可看帅锅照。
老早晓得夏圆加本是杜来西，鹿岛粗来西。好好教要套教活习。
请你放大看。。。
咋回事？我也糊涂了。早上是没看到在首页，后来看到，以为自己眼花了。。。那链接我打开是我博客的大汇总啊，不明白。我看到的文城首页的猫猫们都动。。。唉，困了，脑子不好使了，越想越糊涂。晩安！
偶去帮侬讨好伐？10%，20%？侬开额数。。。
节后听轻音乐，到月底再非死三 heavy metal。。。
你很淡定。；）
俺在古狗圆妹妹的网址时，发现这些猫猫在某些网址可以动，特别逗乐，最后一张最逗，笑Ｓ啦！为啥在文城首页的猫猫们就不会动涅？
每天抖腿吹口哨监督着···跟那些听歌上班族长相都是不一样。一直搞不明白你脖子底下那是什么，以为是小电扇，那么瘦又不需要扇，到底是啥泥。
园阿姐，俺shopping满载而归了，唉，侬早点港就好了，偶哪能一碍碍呵没想到噶好额主意，嗯，是应该帮伊拉要几张钞票当做偶额sales commissions～～
美不美，乡中水，亲不亲，故乡人。九月姐认西门小弟为好友，西门受宠若惊。鞠躬！
各位中国乡亲，西门小弟可是对大家同等尊敬，请不要误会。。。
是啊，侬哪能好扪伊“你咋长这样呢”？ 都是你圆阿姐的错，宁来疯，九月妹一来我家就被我疯晕了。。；）
录段儿子的钢琴曲放上来好伐啦？ “想买个Meg推荐的juicer，还有Microsoft的最新推出--- Windows 8，很小很轻，带在身边象iPad一样方便还又是labtop”。。。你和 Meg 都应该得到sales commissions啊，咋无偿为商家做广吿涅？祝妹妹快乐shopping，满载而归！
回复河里的石头1 的评论:
看来你俩都是老总级的，光顾着笑，也不同情同情员工。。。
人家早已功成名就。西门祝，领导世界新潮流，才气财气都冲天！
西门公子的狗狗跑得快，总是第一，你瞧它胸前挂的奖状！；）
昨晚随兴贴了个玩帖后就呼呼去了，咋上了首页呢？不好意思，最近种菜忙，笔头懒了，没好好写，尽转帖，对不起园园的厚爱啊。我的博客链接： http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex/60005/
从来都不知道自己是咋上的首页，咋又不上首页。爱写爱贴，一如即往。 最大的收获，是和情趣相投的网友交流。认识了园园，priceless! ;-)
我一见你就笑，你那狗狗ID太奇妙。。。；）））
哈哈，西门君，看来我俩在同时写字呢，这＂旮旯＂不是在上海了，是在美国，男人不用做＂孙子＂了，翻身得解放了！啊哈哈～～
知道你是园阿姐，Meg和颐和园姐姐的好朋友，那我也把你当做朋友了，可以吗？问个好！
这次真的下线了，他们在叫我了～～
抱抱颐和园姐姐，you are so sweet！！我今天没抢到沙发，前几天晚上临睡前在园阿姐这里抢了上一篇的沙发帮你也占着的，喜欢和姐姐一起挤着沙发，很温暖～～今天的这个沙发还是留给西门君吧，也顺便给你陪个不是，上次开你小狗狗头像的玩笑可能开重了，让你生气了，请别记在心上哈～～
一会我们要出去shopping，在等儿子弹完钢琴，抓紧上来晃一晃。。。想买个Meg推荐的juicer，还有Microsoft的最新推出--- Windows 8，很小很轻，带在身边象iPad一样方便还又是labtop，好棒～～ 长周末的最后一天，祝园阿姐和这里的朋友们快乐安康！～～
没见着九月姐啊。不然西门敢坐吗？在我们上海那旮旯，美女是老大，男人都是孙子。。。
西门小弟原上班多年。后一时兴起，跳出来自己干，每天抖腿吹口哨，好不自在。。。
谢谢九月，年轻就是好，手脚麻利，一大早已经坐在圆圆的园子里啦。今儿真得感谢小编，把圆圆的大作提到首页，让俺得其门而入。前两天放狗，desperately seeking Yuanyuan, 可狗叼来的都是圆圆过去的一篇篇美文，没有找到圆圆博客汇总所有文章的首页。圆圆妹妹，给阿拉个链接好阀？ 咱得想法儿绕过小编这道坎儿，呵呵！