英语硕士2012-04-04 06:52:58回复悄悄话
haha, do you remember that I asked "who is it" after I read the beautiful piece on memory loss? I was impressed with the the way it was written. It was well organized...hehehe at the time I didn't know that you wrote it:) You have made a big leap in English:) way to go:)
Also I was equally impressed with your creativity. Your humor tided me over the boring meetings I had to attend and the plain lunch I had to ate:). Did I say it wrong again? hahaha
I remember you got an "F" in my math class. you know why? It is not because you gave me 6 when I asked you how much 5+1 is. It is the following question that made you flunk, which is "then tell me how much 1+5 is?'. you said,"What the heck is the stupid difference?"
I am sorry your daddy kicked your ass for the F.
pandoras2012-04-03 06:41:13回复悄悄话
大硕士 wasn't very good at spelling when he started learning English years ago.
One day at his English spelling class, Mrs leaf asked 大硕士, "what word would we get if we placed a "K" in the front the word 'new'?"
After a minute's thinking, 大硕士 said, "I got one--Canoe?"
pandoras2012-04-03 06:23:23回复悄悄话
I am happy that 大硕士 finally can read English novel. How wonderful!
I remember one day at lunch break I asked 大硕士 what he had for breakfast.
大硕士 said, "well, this morning I eat one cup of yogurt, and five Oreo Cookies."
"No, big master, it’s ate!" I said nicely.
"well, it could've been eight, on wonder I feel not hungry now," said 大硕士.
Also I was equally impressed with your creativity. Your humor tided me over the boring meetings I had to attend and the plain lunch I had to ate:). Did I say it wrong again? hahaha
我现在就喜欢看英语笑话，你看我笑话创作／再创作的能力还是不错的吧，我自己都佩服自己一下了。还有那天那个我的健忘症，都是我用自己的语言加工作的。这样练英语不觉得bored。
请多多指教，big master。 你还是要注意你的时态，是ate不是eat，haha
等着你完Mark Twain的Huckleberry Finn后，看大硕士你写的novel。
I remember you got an "F" in my math class. you know why? It is not because you gave me 6 when I asked you how much 5+1 is. It is the following question that made you flunk, which is "then tell me how much 1+5 is?'. you said,"What the heck is the stupid difference?"
I am sorry your daddy kicked your ass for the F.
One day at his English spelling class, Mrs leaf asked 大硕士, "what word would we get if we placed a "K" in the front the word 'new'?"
After a minute's thinking, 大硕士 said, "I got one--Canoe?"
I remember one day at lunch break I asked 大硕士 what he had for breakfast.
大硕士 said, "well, this morning I eat one cup of yogurt, and five Oreo Cookies."
"No, big master, it’s ate!" I said nicely.
"well, it could've been eight, on wonder I feel not hungry now," said 大硕士.