刚来到德州，被邀请去BBQ。

One warm-hearted lady said:Do you want some ASS tea， honey?

Ass tea? I asked. I looked puzzled because I knew the world tea, but wasn\'t sure what kind of tea was that. She frown, shrugged, and went away. I looked more puzzled.

嘿，我在国内英语不错，可听的都是BBC and CNN 正统英语，一下没法面对各路人马的方言，脑子转得也不快没从从上下文马上猜出。沮丧了好久，有时就傻笑或yes, yes。