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发送悄悄话 我的群组 第1楼 2011-02-04 20:22:21 | | 大家看一下,卡卡家滴大鼻子是如何教小鼻子学习我们的国粹三字经的 | [引用] |
| | 以下是大鼻子讲课的内容:
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初) 性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的) 性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴) 习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之) 苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进) 性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活) 教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则) 贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人) 昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母) 择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康) 子不学 :If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学….) 断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡…HaHaHa…) 窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人) 有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方) 教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖) 名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力都很出名) 养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为….) 父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的) 教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题….) 师之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底) 子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它….) 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误) 幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它….) 老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力) 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续你的[敏感词语]) 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮) 人不学 :If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为) 不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美) |
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看九月就没好好学,直打瞌睡。。。
搬回家里,关上门,学习撩~~~