BEM Meets the Hunter, Guess-man. 

 Guess-man is a well-known hunter in his tribe for his excellent hunting skill and his gunmanship. His guns were made by the outstanding gun manufacture named “Global Gang”.  Guess-man becomes very proud when his folks recognize the trade mark of “GG” on his guns or when they admire his special bullet, the “guess bullet’ The guess bullet is powerful. Only one of them can cause a great confusion in the hunting area, no matter what kind of animals.
 One day,  the hunter Guess-man went to hunt with his partner, Confusor. This guy is also famous for his talent to disorientate animals. They two make  perfect partners in the business.
 Soon they went into a forest outside of Wenxue City and found a bull dear. They fired at once and targeted their prey. The poor creature was wounded badly but it still tried to run for its life.
 Meanwhile, BEM was having his daily walk in the forest. He heard the gun fire and saw many animals running  everywhere to escape. In seconds, the wounded deer run into BEM‘s view. It was a terrible mess. The animal  barely made its run with its ass dripping blood. It is obviously that this bachelor will lost its sexual desire forever if it survives.
 BEM felt a bit sorry for this poor deer. So he blocked Guess-man and Confusor when they began to make their second fatal shots. The two hunters were very angry with BEM for his action. They shouted:
“Get out, if  you want to save your own ass!”
“I am sorry for my intrude, but you can try me.” BEM pointed the animal’s wound and said nothing. The two hunters understood BEM’s unsaid word but they made their excuse for killing the animal. They argued:
“We could not let this animal go. Because the bull deer has many sex partners, like NATIONAL-意自母, TERRORI-XX, PATRIOTI-XXX, RACIAL-XXXX, ETC… We can not take the risk if it recovered its reproduction ability.”
“Ye, this species has extremely strong sex drive to mate with omni-partners.” the Confusor complemented .  Agreed with the facts stated by the two hunters, BEM had to admit:
“Well I think you are right.” He step aside and let them satisfy their hunter tastes.
“By the way, could you invite me to your party when you cook it?”  BEM asked when the two hunters were busy to pack their prey.
“Of course, if your are not vegetarian.” Guess-man replied.
“Omnivore is my given name and party is my nickname.”
“We felt lucky so far you did not claim animal right is your last name.” Confusor exclaimed.
“Got you guy!” BEM laughed.
“See you at the party!” the two hunters waved to BEM.