Kids Are Quick  TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: 

What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's  cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. 

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?        CLYDE : No, sir.  It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher.