这天到一个在芝加哥郊区的越南超市下单。偶指着摆放在冰箱陈列柜里的海参对超市老板说: You display this thing in the wrong sector. It would sale better if you put it with the frozen seafood together. （这个东西跟冷冻海鲜摆一起会好卖一些）。

超市老板说：Well, I know this thing is too expensive here. Look, the soybean only ask for 99c a bag. But I have better just leave it here.
是啊,这个东西摆这贼贵啦，你看旁边的冷冻毛豆才99分,但我还是决定摆这儿。

Why? 我说。

Cause the label said : " sea cucumber"。
因为这个叫“海参”。


我倒~