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飞哥原创笑话:川普巧解性骚扰
川普总统近来是春风得意,民众支持率再创新高,达到42%,甚至超过了当选之初的民调。正如俗话所说,男人不坏,女人不爱。川普是越抹越红。最近,又有化名“爱的风暴”的A片艳星 Stormy Daniels出人意料地冒出来大爆与总统的艳史,可是总统却大有大雪压青松,青松挺且直的高大尚形象。
媒体与蓝营大惑不解,于是想方设法试图浓描重写:一次记者会上,有媒体人发问:“Mr. President, could you clarify the affairs with Stormy Daniels with the accusation of sexual harassment?” 川普从容答曰:”It depends on how you decipher harassment.” “Then, how do you decipher it?” “Well, it means what it is. Maybe that’s what her ass meant!”
切记这是笑话,只为搏大家一笑,千万别当真。