First of all, thanks you, these are very good attitutes and suggestions per se(per se is Latin, meaning intrinsically, by itself), but the problem is:

Maybe that's what you, or many other people want, but 左总 doesn't want to 公费出差去欧洲南美澳洲(doesn't like that in the first place), or 外派中国(not any more), or 配金发漂亮女秘书(男秘书), or 薪水大涨(having money to eat 1 煎饼果子 a day for 100 years or 100 a day for 1000 years doesn't make any difference for 左总(or anybody other sane person)).

左总当过语文课代表，历史课代表，学习委员，班长(for 1 semester)，左总大学哲学课都是优. 你说的那些东西左总小学三年级暑假的第一个月的上半个月的第一个礼拜的每天上午就已经搞定了, not bad, but not too impressed either.

BTW，你怎么光说洋人，不说说经史子集, 释道儒法, 诸子百家，孔孟李杜，三国演义，红楼梦...? 子在川上曰,逝者如斯夫的时候康德还在树上荡悠吧? Is this because Chinese men s*ck, these are all Chinese men, so they all s*ck?

左总 was never trying to "摆平" or bend over(I hope you are thinking what I'm thinking) any high profile women with cheap jokes. However, if they do want to bend over or spread their legs, I'm not going to apologize either nor am I going to take advantage of that all the time.