去年夏天，俺从日本刚到美国，隔壁apartment里住了个光头先生很有绅士风度。有一次他帮我开楼门，我们互相自我介绍，给了名字。"My name is Guy."

我想真奇怪，还有人叫这名儿。

几个月过去了，我在楼附近又看到这个人，觉得面熟。他跟俺笑打招呼：“Hey, howʻs it going Ruby?”我寒暄过后，跟他确认，“So your name is...Gay?”

"No my name is Guy."

"Oh I am so sorry...."我脸烧得没地儿搁了，心想完了完了，我邻居恨死我了。

跟老公说了这事儿，"I hope he would not think I was making fun of his name!"
老公笑得打跌，跟我说不必太担心，邻居不会生我的气，何况确实有男名叫Gay的。老公最后说道，"However, you better stop running around and call people gays."