Tidbit from radio - The future of human beings

In the future, there are going to be three kinds of human beings:

The Enhanced,

The Natural, and

The Rest

The Enhanced will be those who can afford being genetically altered, with original body parts being replaced with more robust (! nice word choice!) ones.

The Natural will be something like vegetarians who live naturally

(This category was not elaborated – I think this means people like Amish)

And then the remaining ordinary human life forms will be The Rest.

I fit right into the Rest…

And as I was bored out of my head, I started to think what I want to do with meself if I can afford to be an elite The Enhanced. Then I remember this other joke by Whoopi Goldberg.

Whoopi has this new standup comedy show called “the bitch is back” on HBO. Here’s one of her “routines” (the gist of it):

I was at home all by myself and I had this weird feeling that somebody’s behind me. So I looked back – and there was my ass!  : D

And talking about standup comedy, I saw a show by Ellen DeGenerous on TV on Sunday (?). First of all, she’s so handsome & so cute! 

Her stuff is Okay not top notch but I LOVED the theme of that day’s show:

“Procrastinate now – don’t put it off!”

I have been doing it for ages already! : )

I do not like Chris Tucker as a standup comedian. He yelled the whole show. Dude – that thing in your hand that’s a microphone remember??