翻译一首电影歌曲， Everything happens to me from the Movie "A Rainy Day in New York"

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所有最好的和最倒霉的事情， 我都经历过

我每次去打高尔夫，

你都可以用性命担保，

那一天一定会下雨。

我每次开派对，

邻居总会抱怨。

我经常错过末班车，

却从未错过每一年的流感。

所有倒霉的事情， 我都经历过。

我出过水痘，感染过肺炎。

我每次打牌，拿到Ace 的时候，

我的对手总是能够出奇制胜。

我很固执，也很愚钝，

即使栽了跟斗，也不在意。

直到遇见你，

在我们最好的年龄。

平生第一次，你让我感到不再绝望，

你的爱，或许能够帮助我摆脱这个倒霉的咒语。

我将毕生的希望和积蓄，

都押注在爱情这座空中的城堡。

虽然我知道，孤注一掷，

或许根本无济于事。

最终，你还是不辞而别。

我想尽一切办法，用尽一切手段，

保持跟你的联系，寻找你的踪迹。

收到的却是你跟我说再见的信函，

上面盖着邮资不足的戳印。

从此至今，我只爱过一次。

在最好的年龄，遇上了最好的你。

所有最好的和最倒霉的事情，

我都经历过。

Everything happens to me from the Movie "A Rainy Day in New York"

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing

I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace

My partner always trumps

Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to me

At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me

that love would turn the trick to end despair

But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned

I send an 'Airmail Special' too

Your answer was 'Goodbye'

And there was even postage due

I fell in love just once

And then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me