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A smile for the day

(2009-01-27 07:15:14) 下一个


A smile for the day:
ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
 
 
 
BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.
 
 
 
CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.
 
 
 
 
CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
 
 
 
COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
 
 
 
DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 
 
 
 
EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 
 
 
 
HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.
 
 
 
 
INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 
 
 
 
MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.
 
 
 
 
RAISIN: 

Grape with a sunburn.
 
 
 
 
SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.
 
 
 
  
SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off..
 
 
 
 
 TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.
 
 
 
TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
 
 
 
 
YAWN: 

An honest opinion openly expressed.
 
 
 
  
WRINKLES:

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.



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