（50）姐姐和弟弟经常互相挤兑。弟弟说：“I always look up on you." 姐姐听后一阵欣喜，笑曰：“是因为我的成绩不错，对吧？”转而一想，又有点疑惑了：“可是我最近好像没什么好的成绩啊？” 弟弟窃笑道：“Exactly, I look “up” on you is just because you always let me down. "

(51) 儿说："Mom, you are a female, aren't you?" 俺一翻白眼：＂废话，俺若不是Female, 你从哪里来？”　儿子又说：“If you are Fe Male, you are Iron Man. " 俺又被他绕进去了。Iron Man 斗不过一臭小子。

(52) 儿子曰： 女人最关心的两件事是：Eat and Lose weight．男人就关心一件事: Eat（美食或美女）。两个女人在对某个男人的看法有共识的时候，她们的友谊最多能保持2-3 年；而两个男人为某事争得面红耳赤，却可以友谊终生。 儿子的话让我联想到论坛生涯，虽然对其俩女人的友谊之论调不甚明了。

（53）儿子说长大想当律师。问其缘由。答：“A lawyer can make bad things sound good.  It takes a lot of pursuation. "   What kind of the lawyer it could be  :- (   犹豫着想不想支持这样一个future lawyer。

(54) 儿子想去学校计算机房玩。管机房的老师说：“Nobody is allowed to use the computer lab at this time."  儿子说：“Knock, knock, I am Nobody."   老师乐了，给他破了例。

(55) 姐姐最近比较烦躁，看谁都不顺眼，负面点评甚多。 弟弟忠告姐姐道：“If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it."  说罢，看着老妈，一脸坏笑地说：“ That is why I am so quiet. "