昨天晚上吃完饭，小Summer神秘兮兮地走过来和俺咬起耳朵来（最近俺们爷儿俩就爱咬耳朵）

Summer:Daddy, do you have a boyfriend?
俺嫣然一笑：“No”
Summer:Then, do you have a girlfriend?
俺赶紧摇头：“No”
Summer一脸困惑：“But mom was your girlfriend, right?”
俺恍然大悟，连连点头：“Yes, Yes, mom used to be my girlfriend.”
Summer这才露出满意的神情：“So, if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, then you will get married, right?”
俺试图解释：“Not really, you might get married, or might not”
不对，这啥意思？咋听着不对劲儿呀？赶紧追问：“Summer, do you have a boyfriend?”
Summer神情一变：“No! Actually I hate boys now!”
好闺女，吓了俺一大跳！
“Why that?”
Because boys are all so naughty like Ryan, always interupt your work like Ryan, I will never have a boyfriend!
接着Summer话锋一转:Daddy, could you please to make a sign to say ‘No Boy Allowed in My Room’on the door of my room? So Ryan can not come in!
这就有点儿过了，可要正确引导“Summer，Ryan不识字，写了也没用呀！”
“hmmm..I got an idea!”Summer说完扭头走了，俺想这一出终于过去了！

没呈想，5分钟后Summer开始叫道：“Daddy! please come to my room and have a look!”俺想没听到Ryan的动静呀，不该又打起来了呀，赶紧三步两步爬上楼，Summer正高兴地站在自己门前，满意地指着自己的门教育弟弟：“Ryan, this means \'No boy allowed in my room\', so you cannot come into my room! OK？”可怜的冬瓜似懂非懂地看着他姐还傻乎乎地点头：“OK,OK”

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