英文幽默:Serious Chat 严肃的聊天

Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk.
“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice asked.
“I don’t like to admit it.” Monica said.
“But my worst vice was my vanity. Sometimes I sit in front of the mirror and just admire my face.”
“I wouldn’t worry about it.” Said Alice.
“That’s not vanity, that’s imagination.”


Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。
Alice问：“你认为你最大的缺点是什么？”

Monica说：“我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。”
Alice说：“那不要紧，那不是虚荣，那只是想象而已。”