（这是个只能我们亚裔自己讲的笑话，如果听到黑、白、西裔讲这个的话要狠狠的揍他们。）

Three lazy pregnant Asian women are having a styrofoam party, and they started talking about what to name their future babies.

The first woman said, That\'s easy. I\'ll just take a pot and drop it on the floor, and whatever sound it makes is what I\'ll name my kids: Ping, Pang, Pong.

The second woman said, Nah, that\'s too messy. I\'ll just take a fork and a knife, and run them against each other, and I\'ll name kids with whatever sound that makes: Ching, Chang, Chung.

The last woman said, Or you can just take a fork or a knife and toss it into a glass and name your kid with that sound: ding-dong.