http://www.talkingcock.com/html/index.php WHAT A FRIEND BUSH HAD IN JESUS (to the tune of ‘What a Friend We Have in Jesus’) What a friend Bush had in Jesus, all his idiocies obscured What a load of redneck loonies, his campaign advisers lured O what peace will now be forfeit! O more needless pain to bear! All because Bush used religion, to distract voters with prayer Didn’t he lie and aid corruption? Halliburton’s everywhere! But he never was discouraged, he distracted them with prayer And Americans, they chose him and his policies unfair He obscured his every weakness, by distracting them with prayer What a sad and stupid people! Facts and issues they don’t care! Rather than engage in thinking, they avoid it all in prayer Their friends tried to reason with them, but they remain unaware Moral values? What a cop out! Bush, he found excuses there God, we can’t believe the Bible, wants us to be unaware And delegate all our reason, and retreat to simple prayer We should fight simplistic answers, mumbo jumbo everywhere Or we won’t earn our salvation – just a godawful nightmare