Great Quotations,- A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. Robert PaulBritish computer scientist & humorist- If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. - Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.Napoleon (10)08/15/1769 - 05/05/1821French monarch- I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. Herbert Bayard Swope (1)01/05/1882 - 06/20/1958US editor & journalist, Pulitzer Prize Laureate - Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. Aristotle (10)Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late. Max Kaufman (1) - All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. Galileo Galilei (3)02/15/1564 - 01/08/1642Italian astronomer, philosopher, and physicist- A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. Martin Luther King (1)01/15/1929 - 04/04/1968Nobel Prize Laureate and leader of the civil-rights movement - In Heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche (6)10/15/1844 - 08/25/1900philosopher and lyricist - An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. Edgar Wallace (1)04/01/1875 - 02/10/1935English author - First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin (3)08/14/1945 - US actor, writer and producer- Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain (35)11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910US author- Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard (7)06/19/1856 - 05/07/1915US author and publisher - Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. Japanese Proverb (1) - Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. Isaac Asimov (7)01/02/1920 - 04/06/1992US science fiction novelist & scholar - The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Mahatma Gandhi (8)10/02/1869 - 01/30/1948Indian ascetic & nationalist leader- My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau (1)10/01/1920 - 07/01/2000US movie actor- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates (1)Greek philosopher - Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde (7)10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900Erse dramatist and author- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Anonymous (12) - He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. Aristotle (10)Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal (1)03/14/1947 - US actor, writer and producer - Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Henry Ford (23)07/30/1863 - 04/07/1947Founder of the Ford Motor Company - If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. Jean Paul Getty (9)12/15/1892 - 06/05/1976US oil industrialist - Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. Aristotle (10)Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist- As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (10)08/28/1749 - 03/22/1832German poet - Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! to aliens who abducted Simpson family Homer Simpson (25)character in "The Simpsons" - Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. in Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium (1941) ch. 13 Albert Einstein (31)03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics) - A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost (2)03/26/1874 - 01/29/1963US poet and 4-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize- An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo (1)02/26/1802 - 05/22/1885French dramatist, novelist & poet- Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman (1) - My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen (12)12/01/1935 - US writer, actor and director- You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford (23)07/30/1863 - 04/07/1947Founder of the Ford Motor Company