周末上午一起出门，名义是公婆俩个Date一下，内容是吃Brunch, 然后去给我买保暖的衣服。尝试了一家朋友介绍的餐馆。非常地道啊。吃地心满意足后去Shopping center. 停好了车，一起走向商场。因为心情好，所以我故意问：

"Are you going to buy nice clothes for your date?"

"Yes, of course, honey!"

"Are you going to buy same clothes for your wife?"

"Yes, honey, of course!"

然后老公哈哈大笑，那声音能传到十里外。我觉得奇怪，就是高兴也没必要这么笑啊，就拽了一下他的胳膊问“Why？”。老公示意我的左后方:"That woman turned around and looked at us with very surprised face!". 我立刻回头，OMG， 真的，有个女的在装车，离得很近，我刚刚真地没注意旁边有人。

估计这下全体Chinese Ladies都会被她声讨的。各位，我非常诚心地道歉啊！

我确实很过分。到了商场里，挑好衣服到男装那边找他的时候，又故技重施。这次改成谁也不认识谁的搭讪了:

"Excuse me sir, do you need help?"

"Yes, my beautiful lady!"

"I’d like to help you, and could you do me a favor as well? ....you have same body shape as my husband, would you please be my model?"

然后是一系列的亲密接触，帮助翻好领子啦，拉一拉锁啦，之类的亲密举动，让不远处的两个帅哥看的瞪大了眼。老实说我们家胖子可真没人家帅啊！呵呵呵。