* 几个小笑话

有个医学生实习内窥镜. 为病人做肠镜时, 从镜头里看到一条巨蟒直向她奔来, 吓得她啊的一声就把镜子扔了. 带教老师拾起窥镜一看, 厉声说道,” 只有两个星期就要毕业了, 岂能被一条蛔虫吓成这样!”

病人问:”为什么这些药片象毛毛虫? 让我怎么吃!”
药师答:”这都是为了防止小孩把药当糖果吃.”

心脏起搏器
病人刚装了心脏起搏器, 医生解释说:” 您的起搏器为太阳能电池型, 如果您感觉胸闷不适, 全身乏力, 说明电池能量不够了, 您得立即到室外阳光充足的地方,去为您的起搏器充电.”

Stool Sample
病人从家里搬来一张凳子来到诊所.
医生问其为何, 病人答到:”You asked me to bring my stool sample.”

Burning Urine?
A doctor asked his patient,” Does your urine burn?”
The patient answered,” I don’t know, I have never tried to light one before.”

Midwife
A wife was in labor, the baby was on his way. the husband said,” I think it’s time for me to call a midwife.”
The wife replied,” No, no, no, I don’t think so, I’ll be alright in a few days.”

童谣
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb;
Mary had a little lamb……………………………………The nurse midwife was in shock!

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