We
all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are
represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass




(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass




{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been
around   

(_x_)
kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a
tired ass



(_E=mc ²_) a smart ass



(_$_)
Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass



You
have just been e-mooned!